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Nine Years Later

The moment that we didn’t know would ever come is actually here. TSG’s editors first video-interviewed Diane Poppos on January 14, 2002, nearly ten years ago. That interview is still available on SCORELAND. In recent years, Diane has been completely out of the spotlight. Then our office got a call out of the clear, blue Texas sky. It was Diane calling. She wanted to model again. Were we interested in her visiting SCORE? Our answer was: How fast could Diane get here? And ever since we tipped off SCORELAND Blog readers that Diane was back at SCORE HQ, the countdown began. So what has America’s original huge-boobed MILF-housewife been up to? What’s occupying her time these days? What motivated her to return? Have her legendary tits gotten bigger since she last stepped in front of the cameras? These questions and more will be answered as Diane pops ‘em out again for the first time in years in this special event. Welcome back to the Big Show, Diane Poppos.

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In her thirties, Simona has the same kind of appeal as Diane Poppos (the original MILF), Cherry Brady, Maria Moore and several other hotties. This is the woman-next-door appeal. Approachable. Friendly and hospitable. Clean. Soccer-momish. Doesn’t dress or make herself up like a cheesy, bulimic Vegas porn star/escort (watch any dating reality show on VH1 like Tool Academy for what we mean). The difference between Simona and the just mentioned superstars is that Simona doesn’t do XXX. “I became a model late in life compared to most of the models in my country,” Simona said with the assistance of a translator for us Czech-challenged English-speaking editors. “Almost all of the models here are 18, 19, 20 years-old. I thought they looked for young girls or certain bodies. I didn’t think they would want someone like me, an older, heavier mature woman with big breasts. But I decided to investigate and discovered a certain group did want women like me, The SCORE Group.” We don’t know if Simona will ever take the meat-pipe in the future (she already toys herself on camera) but if she does, we’d like her to email us first, for fucks’ sake.